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Luigi Mangione Set Free
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Assassin's Creed: Luigi's Class War
New video game coming soon
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Harris Embraces Neocons, Sith Lords #YasQueen #GirlBoss
In case you missed it, the above headline was inspired by Kamala Harris saying she was “honored” to have Dick Cheney’s endorsement.
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White House Argues Functioning Brain Not Required for Presidency
“The American people don’t care about trivial issues like whether the president knows what decade it is,” Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre scoffed.
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Political Genius? Biden Begs Trump to Help Him Pass Republican Border Bill
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Pelosi: 67% of Americans Are Russian Assets
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Biden and Netanyahu's Spotify Wrapped
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Democrats' Selective Use of Power
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Meta's March to Monopoly
*Meta launches Threads in a blatant attempt to become even more of a social media monopoly.*
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Democrats Let Fox Guard the Hen House
Who could have predicted that the fox would want to eat the hens?
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Clarence Thomas Begins Selling Ad Space on Robes
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Trump Hands Judge Self-Pardon on Happy Meal Box with Ad for Recent Film
Trump's Power to Pardon Ended Over Two Years Ago
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