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Harris Begins Search for Republican Special Counsel to Derail Future Presidency
"As Democrats, we believe that when someone wants to attack you, you should hand them a knife so that everyone knows you’re a good person,” Harris said.
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US Looking for Ways to Escalate Israel-Palestine Conflict
Secretary of State Anthony Blinken said Friday that US officials were working around the clock to find ways to escalate the Israel-Palestine conflict.
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Feinstein’s Corpse Will Remain Senator
WASHINGTON — The freshly taxidermied corpse of Sen.
Guide to NOT Seeing ‘Barbie’ or ‘Oppenheimer’
Contrary to popular opinion, you are not required to see ‘Barbie’ or ‘Oppenheimer’.
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Clarence Thomas Accepts Hitler-themed Envelope Labeled 'Bribe'
WASHINGTON — Justice Clarence Thomas was photographed accepting an envelope with an image of Adolph Hitler labeled “bribe” in front of the Supreme Court…
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Buttigieg Incredulous He's Expected to Address Train Derailment
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg on Thursday lashed out at critics of his non-response to the train derailment that released…
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Trump Slams Biden for Not Undoing His Rail Deregulation
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO — Former President Donald Trump criticized President Joe Biden for failing to reverse the Trump administration’s railroad…
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Dianne Feinstein Announces Retirement as Switchboard Operator
WASHINGTON — Senator Dianne Feinstein announced Monday that she will soon retire from her role as a switchboard operator for the Bell Telephone System.
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Pentagon: China’s Spy Balloon Useless as US is Covered by One-Way Mirror
WASHINGTON- Seeking to reassure nervous Americans, the Pentagon claimed Saturday evening that the entire continental United States has secretly been…
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